shoot my head

available's sucks!
this "sitting 8 hours in the same place doing nothing" begin to kill me. slowly but sure.
if there's no one who can give me some jobs to do, i'm gonna shoot my head.
it's easy. all i have to do is :
- ask the permission of gun possession
- buy a gun and the bullets
- learn how to shoot in the head
- write a letter for my family
- shoot my head
it's easy, right?!
okay, maybe it's not that easy. the way get the permission from the police department seems to be a little bit complicated.

me : "minta ijin kepemilikan senjata pak."
the police officer : "buat apa?"
me : "buat nembak kepala saya sendiri."
the police officer : "ga boleh."
me : "okay then. buat nembak kepala orang lain."
the police officer : "tambah ga boleh."
me : "buat jaga diri pak. kalo2 ada orang masuk ke rumah saya."
the police officer : "kamu tinggal dimana emang?"
me : "kost di setiabudi."
the police officer : "ga perlu kalo gitu."
me : "buat nembak kepala bapak."
the police officer : "gimana kalo kepala kamu aja saya tembak?!!"
end of conversation

ok. i'll choose another way instead.
any idea?